| Population | 5.914 billion |
| Capital | Kigalix |
| Leader | Kagamej |
| Faith | Skroth |
| Currency | bitcoin |
| Animal | tiger |
The Rogue Nation of White Walker 81 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kagamej with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.914 billion White Walker 81ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigalix. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.
The frighteningly efficient White Walker 81ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 270,218 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Walker 81's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Skroth.
White Walker 81 is ranked 90,112th in the world and 605th in NationStates for Largest Populations, with 5.91 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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White Walker 81 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 81, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 81, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 81, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 81, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : White Walker 81 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 81, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 81, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 81, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
- : Following new legislation in White Walker 81, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
